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Elspode · 04-18-2003, 08:31 AM

I can help with your mom's point of view, HP. Just mention to her that her religion is basically Mormon Light, and that Joseph Smith probably made up the whole angels and gold tablets story so that he could eventually end up married to as many babes as he wanted. Then tell her you're only planning on living with, and eventually marrying *one*, so you are therefore a far more moral person than was Joseph Smith, who clearly founded an entire religion just so he could get laid more.

She'll love it!

(This should add a few more percentage points to my attempts to offend as many people as possible since the Jesus and Easter Eggs thing only covered 33% or so)

04-18-2003, 08:31 AM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I can help with your mom's point of view, HP. Just mention to her that her religion is basically Mormon Light, and that Joseph Smith probably made up the whole angels and gold tablets story so that he could eventually end up married to as many babes as he wanted. Then tell her you're only planning on living with, and eventually marrying one, so you are therefore a far more moral person than was Joseph Smith, who clearly founded an entire religion just so he could get laid more. She'll love it! (This should add a few more percentage points to my attempts to offend as many people as possible since the Jesus and Easter Eggs thing only covered 33% or so) __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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