The Great Pharmacy Conspiracy

[lumberjim]

They knocked down the Morgantown Hotel. We joked, "they'll probably put up a pharmacy."

They did.

What the hell is it with all these pharmacies?

If you drive down rte 30 from Downingtown to Coatesville (4 miles, maybe?) you'll pass at least 4 different pharmacies. 3 have been put up in the past 5 years. It seems like pharmacies like CVS and Eckert are exploding in our area. Is it happening where you are?

Ok, so that's one piece of the puzzle.

Next piece:

Originally Posted by TV commercials

Ask your Doctor if Lavitra is right for you. Ask your Doctor if Ciallis is right for you. Ask your Doctor if Lobotomax is right for you. Ask your Doctor if Morpilzforme is right for you.

Next piece:

Originally Posted by The Evening News

People are dying from ebola virus, west nile virus, resistant staph infections, bird flu, etc...

Next piece:

Originally Posted by 25 year old yuppie doctor

You need to be vaccinated against 23 things before your second birthday, or we can no longer see you in our practice. Have you ever seen a child die from mumps? [lie] well I have. [/blatant lie]

My conclusion:

They are installing the necessary infrastructure with which to control the masses with fear, health care premiums and pills. In years to come, we will have become so conditioned to taking a pill for what ails, that we will have no real objection to taking the '*blue pill' once they release it.

Originally Posted by nerdy matrix essay

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Morpheus contacts Neo just as the machines (posing as sinister 'agents') are trying to keep Neo from finding out any more. When Morpheus and Neo meet, Morpheus offers Neo two pills. The red pill will answer the question "what is the Matrix?" (by removing him from it) and the blue pill simply for life to carry on as before. As Neo reaches for the red pill Morpheus warns Neo "Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."

Am I nuts? (because of this theory)