Happy Tax Day!

[Radar]

Yeah...I could probably get a better argument from a high schooler than this...thing...on the Constitution.

A high schooler would be beyond your comprehension.

Yeah! Radar can be our beer bitch...he'll need to get used to being a bitch anyway, with the whole prison gig possibly approaching and all.

If I go to prison it'll only be to visit you and give you more soap on a rope.

It's not about teasing the libertarian. It's about poking fun at the asswipe from California who happens to be a violent libertarian.

No, it's about you being a dickhead. I'm not a violent person. But I will kill or die to defend my country and my rights when I'm attacked. And that's happening right now. If the government stuck to the Constitution and didn't attack our civil rights, I'd never even think about taking up arms in my defense against them.