Muslims say: Put Christ back in Christmas

[tw]

Originally Posted by slang

Do you really believe that God damn is a greeting?

Well, god damn. How are you Slang?

Or when I hit my finger with the hammer and want to talk about it, then the first thing I say loudly is, "Jesus Christ! Anybody have a band aid?" First I get everyone's attention with a greeting. Then I ask a question.

And a Happy Kwanzaa to you too.

Where are those religious police? I just cannot get myself arrested no matter what I say?

[slang]

Originally Posted by tw

First I get everyone's attention with a greeting.

Greet:

1. to address with some form of salutation; welcome.
2. to meet or receive: to be greeted by cheering crowds; to greet a proposal with boos and hisses.
3. to manifest itself to: Music greeted his ear as he entered the salon.
–verb (used without object)
4. Obsolete. to give salutations on meeting.


If you say so, TW. Your post is still funny. You should be proud of being funny once in a while.

[God]

Originally Posted by tw

Where are those religious police?

I have a strange feeling Satan is just around the corner.

(Satan, this is your cue)

[Satan]

Originally Posted by God

I have a strange feeling Satan is just around the corner.

(Satan, this is your cue)

eh, and i was just about to go to bed. we do sleep down here you know.

i don't understand what is so special about christmas anyways. i can almost guarantee that my son won't get a holiday for his birthday. talk about fairness, jeez. first you...eh...fuck it, i'm going to bed.