George Washington And Abraham Lincoln Forgotten During Febuary

Sheldonrs · 02-28-2008, 05:44 PM

I celebrate both birthdays in my own way. On G. Washington's B'day, I stop smiling and look grim and dispeptic all day.
On Lincoln's b'day, I go to the theatre and I shoot myself in the head.
Been doing it for years.

TheMercenary · 02-29-2008, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I celebrate both birthdays in my own way. On G. Washington's B'day, I stop smiling and look grim and dispeptic all day.
On Lincoln's b'day, I go to the theatre and I shoot myself in the head.
Been doing it for years.

I thought they closed most of the theaters where you could get head shots from numerous guys?

Sheldonrs · 02-29-2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I thought they closed most of the theaters where you could get head shots from numerous guys?

You mean there are theatres where you can't?

02-28-2008, 05:44 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I celebrate both birthdays in my own way. On G. Washington's B'day, I stop smiling and look grim and dispeptic all day. On Lincoln's b'day, I go to the theatre and I shoot myself in the head. Been doing it for years. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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