And I thought MY life was in the toilet!

Shawnee123 · 03-13-2008, 03:10 PM

How long does it take an ass to fuse to a toilet seat? Seriously. Would it matter if it were plastic, wood, or that squishy stuff? I think he's lying when he says she moved around and lived like a normal person, except for being in the bathroom.

bbro · 03-13-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

How long does it take an ass to fuse to a toilet seat? Seriously. Would it matter if it were plastic, wood, or that squishy stuff? I think he's lying when he says she moved around and lived like a normal person, except for being in the bathroom.

Considering that they were thinking about pressing charges when I read it on FARK this morning, I would think he is trying to save his own ass.

I just think it is sad that it took an infection after 2 YEARS for him to do anything. Stop bringing her food, if she wants to eat bad enough she'll start coming out. Start putting it right in front of the bathroom and slowly move it farther away, kind of like coaxing a bunny.

Just my opinion anyway

lookout123 · 03-13-2008, 03:24 PM

ok, he's an ass who should have called for help much earlier, but let's stop and think for a second. This guy is obviously just as screwed in the head as the woman. What guy would bring food and water to the bathroom because his girlfriend won't come out for two year?

Criminal charges my ass. He didn't duct tape her to the toilet, she just quit coming out. They're both in some serious need of therapy.

03-13-2008, 03:10 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	How long does it take an ass to fuse to a toilet seat? Seriously. Would it matter if it were plastic, wood, or that squishy stuff? I think he's lying when he says she moved around and lived like a normal person, except for being in the bathroom. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-13-2008, 03:24 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	ok, he's an ass who should have called for help much earlier, but let's stop and think for a second. This guy is obviously just as screwed in the head as the woman. What guy would bring food and water to the bathroom because his girlfriend won't come out for two year? Criminal charges my ass. He didn't duct tape her to the toilet, she just quit coming out. They're both in some serious need of therapy. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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