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[classicman]

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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation He said he wanted to give everyone A special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to Everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of the bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
Hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
For a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
To his bride and said, 'F--- you too!'

He turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here!'

He had the marriage annulled in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
Charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--trashing the bride's and best man's reputations In front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of Church bells.

[Radar]

Originally Posted by classicman

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Actually I heard this happened at the Church, and he pasted the photos under the pews. He went through with the ceremony until he was asked "Do you take..." and he said, "No, and if you want to know why, look under your seat". Then he said "Fuck You" to each, and told her parents they had raised a slut and said, "I'm outta here" and left.

He wanted to make sure her parents were mad at her because they had to pay for the wedding and because she had embarrassed them.

[Flint]

Originally Posted by classicman

(Via email)

Originally Posted by Radar

Actually I heard...

The Snopes page for this urban legend.