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Old 03-20-2008, 03:34 PM   #1
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Heh, reminds me of the joke after Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono were both killed after they both skied into a tree, within a week of each other:

It was something like:

Dear Logging Industry:

If you do not stop your indiscriminate deforestation, we will continue to kill one celebrity a week.

Signed,

The Trees
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Old 03-20-2008, 03:37 PM   #2
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somehow the barb penetrated some part of her body
Real precise description there, officer. Good thing that wildlife official isn't a medical examiner.
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Old 03-20-2008, 03:37 PM   #3
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That thread title made no sense to me at all. I was thinking Native-American celebrity murders or something...
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Old 03-20-2008, 03:51 PM   #4
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That thread title made no sense to me at all. I was thinking Native-American celebrity murders or something...
Ah. Remind me someday to tell you the story of that brave young Chippewa hunter Fallen Rock.
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Old 03-20-2008, 04:12 PM   #5
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That thread title made no sense to me at all. I was thinking Native-American celebrity murders or something...
:p

Why do you say that, Two Dogs F***ing?
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:23 AM   #6
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Trouble with the maples, and they quite believe they're right...
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