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Old 05-13-2008, 09:48 PM   #1
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It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)
I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:11 PM   #2
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I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...
Sooo, you like the brown?
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:07 AM   #3
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Sooo, you like the brown?
Oh fuck me, yes...

Off the top of my (drunk as shit) head...

Jessica Alba...
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani
Anne Hathaway
Keira Knightley
Ellen Page
That French bitch from Braveheart...
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:17 AM   #4
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...But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.
And they say true romance is dead.
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