Smart Women on TV. Dead Sexy.

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She looks so hot, walking around looking all important and giving orders and stuff. Oh, man.

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket

Cake, Short Skirt Long Jacket