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Old 07-01-2008, 07:58 PM   #1
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Turtles and Humans Have Much in Common

So true:
We both live for over three hundred years
We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge
We both swim several thousand miles through the ocean
We both are prized for our flesh which is made into wholesome soups
Ancient Chinese fortune tellers used our shells as oracles

Why, the similarities are mind boggling.
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Old 07-01-2008, 10:57 PM   #2
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We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge
Well, we do fertilize our eggs on the beach at night, then hightail it out of Dodge.
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:34 AM   #3
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:52 AM   #4
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i just never thought that guy was funny.
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