Cruel Parents - Bad Names

[Kingswood]

Originally Posted by Cicero

lol! Yea I think it's a gaffe. I don't want my friend's baby to get stopped at the airport trying to come and see me.

Now this is giving me bizarre images.

Airport security: You're free to go, but your child will need to submit to questioning.

In stark, white interview room, somewhere deep in the bowels of the airport:

Airport security: How long have you been a Muslim?
Friend's baby: Da da. Goo goo goo.
Airport security: Have you been to Pakistan or Afghanistan lately?
Friends baby: Puts fist in mouth. Drools on fist. mm mm. Da da. Giggles and smiles
Airport security: Holds up picture of Osama Bin Laden Do you know this man?
Friend's baby: da da goo.
Airport security: Are you saying this is your father?
Friend's baby: ga ga goo goo.