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[Juniper]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

been a while since we had a quiz...

this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:

1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?
Your ass?

2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?
Dunno...shouldn't that be "who?" Oh wait, who's on first.

3. What does a gay snake say?
Maybe you ought to ask Harry Potter.

4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
You scream, we all scream for ice cream!

6. How many Jacksons are there?
Umm... dunno, how many $20 bills ya got?

7. (insert your own quiz question here)
Um...what's on second?

8. Have you aver killed a hobo?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

9. Why aren't you working right now?
I am working. I am doing research for my next horror novel.

10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?
I don't know's on third.

5. Where does the Wild Goose go?
To a bar in Chicago.
http://www.wildgoosebar.com/