FBI report on auto theft

[lisa]

Originally posted by jet_silver
Americans 'tend to stretch weekends': 40% of US work absences are on Monday or Friday.

There was a Dilbert once where the PHB pointed that out in a metting (that 40% of all sick days are taken on Mon or Fri) and annouced that it "must stop." The intern laughed aloud and said "HAHAHA! That's a good one..... wait... are you serious?" Wally leans over and says "Welcome to Hell, Kid".

Always liked that one.

Sounds like the FBI if full of PHBs.