Cellar Brawl

Elspode · 09-29-2008, 11:09 PM

Elspode, knowing a useful tool when he sees one, grabs the Leatherman from Clod's hand, and uses it to pop off the childproof caps from the bar's electrical outlet. Moving like a cat, he swiftly plugs in both vibrators, flicks their switches to "high", and moves in toward the prone and purseless form of Cloud...

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2008, 12:01 AM

Cloud pretends to be sleeping.

SamIam · 09-30-2008, 12:26 AM

Bruce slings Cloud over his shoulder and with his free hand flings a typewriter at Elspode. The vibrators get entangled in the keys and tap out the opening sentences of a porn novel.

09-29-2008, 11:09 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elspode, knowing a useful tool when he sees one, grabs the Leatherman from Clod's hand, and uses it to pop off the childproof caps from the bar's electrical outlet. Moving like a cat, he swiftly plugs in both vibrators, flicks their switches to "high", and moves in toward the prone and purseless form of Cloud... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-30-2008, 12:01 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cloud pretends to be sleeping. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2008, 12:26 AM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Bruce slings Cloud over his shoulder and with his free hand flings a typewriter at Elspode. The vibrators get entangled in the keys and tap out the opening sentences of a porn novel.

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