The Spanish Inquisition

[Sundae]

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
Two. Neither are friends, work contacts

2. Can you touch your toes?
Yes. I'm fat but I'm limber

3. Which sport do you play most often?
The lottery

4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
So long I can't remember

5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Nicest in pint glasses. From the pub tap would be too gassy. Cans is acceptable, bottles too small.

6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
Nope. At work at the time. Didn't get to a tv until after it hit.

7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Only available on satellite here - have never seen a whole episode.

8. What is your favorite color?
Black or red for clothes. Pink for almost everything else. Green for sweets - I love the flavour green.

9. Do you have a passport?
Yes, but I have no idea where it is!

10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Pink

11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
Crikey - I've only had cut-price holidays recently, so I guess is was a statue of Anubis from Egypt in 2001.