The Irish American Inquisition

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1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? Spider Sabich (and no, I didn't google it)
2. Can you touch your tra la la? Only if I go to confession afterwards.
3. At which ports do you moor most often? Taylors. It's not good, or even passable port, but it is nicely sweet.
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? I've never opened an oyster in a month with or without an R
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) Absolutely. It slows my reaction times down to that of a normal human and makes it more of a challenge.
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? Yes
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? The only way to spoil a party is to serve bad beer.
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? Purple, but then I have a terrible craving for a ham sandwich
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? I think I broke my thermometer when I used it as a swizzle stick.
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? looney
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? Guinness