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Old 10-29-2008, 10:59 AM   #1
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October 29, 2008: Hug a baby

No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail.



Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby





2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.




3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.




4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.





5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug,
smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

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Old 10-29-2008, 11:04 AM   #2
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I feel the same way about MY chew toys.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:05 PM   #3
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Smothering a baby is not a good thing to teach your dog LOL
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:48 PM   #4
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Awwn... is it Friday already? Please?
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:42 PM   #5
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That kid is gonna start peeing on the lawn and leave brown spots.
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:58 PM   #6
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But will he slobber on you and chase a ball?
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:52 PM   #7
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I can never get the jump on the Friday IotD so I figured I would just post it now. I have been holding this e-mail in my Inbox for over a month and UT always beats me to the Friday Animal ones.

But yeah, I wish it was Friday today too.
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Old 10-30-2008, 10:03 AM   #8
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I don't know. In step 3 it kinda looks like he's trying to roll in the baby. Little booger probably stinks.
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