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11-28-2008, 05:07 AM
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Smooth Ruffian
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Austin
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SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY
CHEESE - Maria likes me, but cheese fat. MUSHROOM - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. SHOULDER - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. TEXAS - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! HERPES - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. JULY - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! RECTUM - I had two cars but my wife rectum! CHICKEN - I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. WHEELCHAIR - We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair. CHICKEN WING - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. HARASSMENT - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me. BISHOP - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. BODY WASH - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. BRIEF - Maria fart in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief. |
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12-01-2008, 06:21 PM
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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LIVER - Some guy wan to kiss my wife, but I tell him "Liver alone cheese mine!"
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12-03-2008, 10:28 AM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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Just to point out how awesome the cellar is... this recently appeared on the other board I frequent and the poster was ridiculed and it was removed. The first reply was "Great. That's really great. Why don't you disrespect the blacks and jews next?!" I just found the situation amusing.
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12-03-2008, 11:02 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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12-03-2008, 11:05 AM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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eh, they're british. no sense of humor.
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12-03-2008, 11:12 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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