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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Um, Sundae, if guys have been telling you all these years that it's lipstick you might want to get a second opinion.
That's what I've been doing wrong."Honey I've got some great lipstick here, passion pink".
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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The reason that the though balloon is blank is because Bert and Ernie are gay, and they are very puzzled as to how they got into that predicament.
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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I thought it was because the pussy got their tongues.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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And if a man tried to convince me that what he had in his pocket was lipstick 1) I'd tell him that I rarely wore it and 2) I'd wallop him for thinking I was that naiive. On the other hand, if he asked if I wanted to give hima blowjob... |
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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Santa gave his best "come hither" look as he said, "Hey, Baby, wanna see the North Pole?"
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Akron, OH
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Kiss my white Irish ass. |
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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That woman is pressing burnt pancakes to the glass with her boobs.
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