Ouija for 11-Year olds? - Page 16

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

It says that while I, Brianna, will be getting TONS of sex this year (mainly from dashing professors who will beg me to read my papers again and again and again) you guys are shite out of luck.

I'll keep trying.

And that is different from my current existence...how? :p

I thought it was a predictor, not a "this is how much you suck RFN" tool.

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

And that is different from my current existence...how? :p

I thought it was a predictor, not a "this is how much you suck RFN" tool.

Just drunk on my own power, Shawnee. Pay no mind.

BTW, I've a pal you've been beating up on. How about giving her a break? She's really funny, witty, cool and very good lookin (even as a manga!) What's your problem?

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 09:24 AM

She's pathetic, that's what. (puts up dukes...put 'em up, put 'em up.)

Self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism. Ask Ouija if that's healthy.

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 09:29 AM

Ouija is certain is unhealthy. Ouija has been in therapy a long, looong time. Ouija knows. Must talk kind and good to self. If mean to self---who will be nice?

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 10:08 AM

So I went to online Ouija, and asked: should I be nicer to myself? It said "yes." I then wrote "why?" and it said "maybe later." I said "why later?" and it replied "maybe later."

I said "listen you piece of crap. Should I kick your butt?" and it said YES!

I argue with a Ouija board. What other proof do you need?

skysidhe · 12-19-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

how is it that everyone here is a ouija expert? Just saying.

Ok. ASK MADAME WYRD-O UR Q's!

I am not an expert. Just talking and having fun like everyone else.

wtf....this was not a serious post I was teasing about the exorcist thing.

I guess my dimply grin and the twinkle in my eye got lost in translation. What a surprise.

Cicero · 12-19-2008, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

So I went to online Ouija, and asked: should I be nicer to myself? It said "yes." I then wrote "why?" and it said "maybe later." I said "why later?" and it replied "maybe later."

I said "listen you piece of crap. Should I kick your butt?" and it said YES!

I argue with a Ouija board. What other proof do you need?

It's all probably true shawnee! I think I should kick it's butt too, and I am probably right.

Just as long as me and the Ouija are on the same page, we're alright.

I can't wait until Bri receives her Ouija. I'm going to start asking it questions and make it answer her.

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 02:01 PM

oh, sky. I was just kiddin around. I'm a dork.

I gots my board, Cic. Ask! Ask!

Cicero · 12-19-2008, 02:15 PM

Ok I just asked. What does it say?

Shawnee123 · 12-19-2008, 02:16 PM

Let's see...it says "WTF did you just ask ya numnut?"

Cicero · 12-19-2008, 02:18 PM

I'm still waiting....

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 02:28 PM

the spirits tell me you think with a forked tongue and they refuse to answer. Moody spirits!

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 02:29 PM

P.S. I'm taking my ouija board and going home if this is the way you guys are going to be!

*huffs off with a prance*

Cicero · 12-19-2008, 02:32 PM

My tongue is actually more of a spork. http://www.w-trek.com/images/spork1.bmp
But if that is how you choose to answer an easy question, then no more for you!

Someone has definitely been into the spirits again.

Trilby · 12-19-2008, 02:34 PM

What do you mean how I choose to answer? It's the board!

View Poll Results: Is Ouija suitable for 11-year olds?
NO WAY, nuh-huh, absolutely NOT	11	33.33%
Not really, but.....	2	6.06%
Meh	5	15.15%
It's okay, but.....	3	9.09%
YES, it's perfect for that purpose	12	36.36%
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12-19-2008, 09:24 AM	#228
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	She's pathetic, that's what. (puts up dukes...put 'em up, put 'em up.) Self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism. Ask Ouija if that's healthy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-19-2008, 09:29 AM	#229
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ouija is certain is unhealthy. Ouija has been in therapy a long, looong time. Ouija knows. Must talk kind and good to self. If mean to self---who will be nice? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2008, 10:08 AM	#230
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So I went to online Ouija, and asked: should I be nicer to myself? It said "yes." I then wrote "why?" and it said "maybe later." I said "why later?" and it replied "maybe later." I said "listen you piece of crap. Should I kick your butt?" and it said YES! I argue with a Ouija board. What other proof do you need? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-19-2008, 02:01 PM	#233
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	oh, sky. I was just kiddin around. I'm a dork. I gots my board, Cic. Ask! Ask! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2008, 02:15 PM	#234
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Ok I just asked. What does it say? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-19-2008, 02:16 PM	#235
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Let's see...it says "WTF did you just ask ya numnut?" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-19-2008, 02:18 PM	#236
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm still waiting.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-19-2008, 02:28 PM	#237
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the spirits tell me you think with a forked tongue and they refuse to answer. Moody spirits! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2008, 02:29 PM	#238
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	P.S. I'm taking my ouija board and going home if this is the way you guys are going to be! huffs off with a prance __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-19-2008, 02:32 PM	#239
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	My tongue is actually more of a spork. http://www.w-trek.com/images/spork1.bmp But if that is how you choose to answer an easy question, then no more for you! Someone has definitely been into the spirits again. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-19-2008, 02:34 PM	#240
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What do you mean how I choose to answer? It's the board! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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