ummm...hi?

[Clodfobble]

When you say "volunteer" nanny, are you actually implying that you don't get paid?


Very clever about the new user name, BTW. I think it will work out fine. Welcome!

[wood*nymph]

1. Are you lying about all that stuff?

nope, I suck at lying

2. Are you really Brianna?

I knew a Brianna once, she's about 8 now. I'm pretty sure I'm not her.

3. do you want to know who the cool kids are so you can fit in right away?

Never been a cool kid, never felt the need to be one. I am what I am and if I don't fit in, oh well, the interwebz be big enough, I'm sure there's a bunch of weirdos out there that'll like me.

4. what is your favorite letter of the alphbet?

M. Because it's the 13th.

6. what did you do with question # 5?

oh is that what the dog's eating?

7. what kind of sandwich will you make next time you make one?

just ate a PB & J...next time will probably be the same but with different jelly 'cause I used up all the strawberry

8. what is better than 8 minute abs?

turtle cheesecake

9. who is the father of invention?

that's the question his poor mother's been trying to answer for the last twelve years...

10. did you get that hat on ebay?

nope, made it myself

[Elspode]

Well, you've gotten the quiz, so now you'll have to stay.

What *kind* of pictures do you model for, and if they're naughty, when can we expect samples?

Welcome!

[wood*nymph]

Originally Posted by Elspode

What *kind* of pictures do you model for, and if they're naughty, when can we expect samples?

They're nude but most often tasteful. There's plenty of samples floating around the interwebs but not often shared too easily. Remember where I said I have a huge family? Yeah, Grandma understands that I do it but I'd hate to cause a heart attack.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by wood*nymph

They're nude but most often tasteful. There's plenty of samples floating around the interwebs but not often shared too easily. Remember where I said I have a huge family? Yeah, Grandma understands that I do it but I'd hate to cause a heart attack.

Tasteful is awesome! We *love* tasteful!

The Cellar comes equipped with an "anonymous" handle. Just ping Bruce, Wolf or Undertoad for the login.

Seriously, I (and all Dwellars as well) totally get the need for discretion online. No one here will badger you to post pics if you're not comfy.

Okay...that's not entirely true. You will be badgered, but it will be extremely good natured badgering.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Elspode

You will be badgered, but it will be extremely good natured badgering.

Like this?

[wood*nymph]

Originally Posted by monster

Like this?

I knew it when I clicked. Why oh why did I click it?! All I saw was the freaking title and now I'll have that earworm in my head until I can push it out with something else.

Hmm...this ought to work...

[Tree Fae]

Youll notice too, that he doesn't post any such pictures of himself... yet he loves getting ones of me out there. Whats up with that?

Okay...that's not entirely true. You will be badgered, but it will be extremely good natured badgering.[/quote]

[wood*nymph]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

When you say "volunteer" nanny, are you actually implying that you don't get paid?

Precisely. I had a daycare for the past year but the economy killed it. I couldn't afford my house anymore and when one of my daycare families offered me an Au Pair position I couldn't pass it up (their kids were my favorites anyway).

Usually an Au Pair is a university student who gets free room and board with a family in exchange for helping with the housework and kids. I'm not a student but I'm too poor for rent so it works.