I wanna be a web surfer

Cloud · 01-19-2009, 08:07 PM

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5. Web surfer
Salary: $70,604/year
Primary duties: Scouring through multiple Web sites to analyze and compare information and user experiences to collect information to help companies understand online users' behaviors.

I think I'm qualified.

From 20 big-salary jobs, no degree required

footfootfoot · 01-19-2009, 09:29 PM

I wanna be a sub woofer

monster · 01-19-2009, 09:37 PM

i wanne be a slug

lumberjim · 01-19-2009, 10:52 PM

i wanna be a bug smurfer

Cloud · 01-19-2009, 11:01 PM

do those pay as well?

Razzmatazz13 · 01-20-2009, 09:44 AM

lj wants to be a bum surfer?

wolf · 01-20-2009, 10:54 AM

I think I probably have an old web-board that I could sell to you at a large discount, however, it seems that the collapse of an obscure African Government has caused my board to be trapped in that country and I, personally am unable to recover it. Perhaps, however, if you give me all of your personal identifying and banking information, a friend could transfer an unbelievably large amount of funds of which you could keep 10% and then my friend would be able to secure the board and send it to you, by slow barge. I would think it could take as much as a year and half to complete this transaction, but it would be well worth your while.

01-19-2009, 09:29 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I wanna be a sub woofer __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-19-2009, 09:37 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	i wanne be a slug __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2009, 10:52 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i wanna be a bug smurfer __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-19-2009, 11:01 PM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	do those pay as well? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-20-2009, 09:44 AM	#6
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	lj wants to be a bum surfer? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

01-20-2009, 10:54 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think I probably have an old web-board that I could sell to you at a large discount, however, it seems that the collapse of an obscure African Government has caused my board to be trapped in that country and I, personally am unable to recover it. Perhaps, however, if you give me all of your personal identifying and banking information, a friend could transfer an unbelievably large amount of funds of which you could keep 10% and then my friend would be able to secure the board and send it to you, by slow barge. I would think it could take as much as a year and half to complete this transaction, but it would be well worth your while. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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