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classicman · 01-21-2009, 10:03 AM

(Part 2 of 2)

The reply the teacher received the next day:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

jester · 01-21-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

(Part 2 of 2)

The reply the teacher received the next day:

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

*snort*
that's just not right!

jester · 01-21-2009, 10:07 AM

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning She told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best Friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still
there.

Shawnee123 · 01-21-2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jester

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning She told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best Friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still
there.

01-21-2009, 10:03 AM	#1
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	(Part 2 of 2) The reply the teacher received the next day: Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-21-2009, 10:07 AM	#3
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning She told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best Friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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