Humor...I Need Humor...

jester · 01-23-2009, 03:10 PM

A man walks
>> into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
>> The waitress asks them for their
>> orders.
>>
>> The
>> man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
>> the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
>>
>> 'I'll
>> have the same,' says the ostrich.
>>
>> A
>> short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
>> will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
>> and pulls out the exact change for
>> payment.
>>
>> The next day, the man and the
>> ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries
>> and a coke.'
>>
>> The ostrich says, 'I'll have the
>> same.'
>>
>> Again the man reaches into his
>> pocket and pays with exact change.
>>
>> This
>> becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
>> asks the waitress.
>>
>> 'No, this is Friday night,
>> so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says
>> the man.
>>
>> 'Same,' says the
>> ostrich.
>>
>> Shortly the waitress brings the
>> order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
>>
>> Once
>> again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
>> places it on the table.
>>
>> The waitress
>> cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,
>> sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
>> change in your pocket every time?'
>>
>> 'Well,'
>> says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic
>> and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
>> and offered me two wishes. My first wish was
>> that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
>> my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would alwaysbe there.'
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 'That's brilliant!'
>> says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
>> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
>> want for as long as you live!'
>>
>> 'That's
>> right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
>> exact money is always there,' says the
>> man..
>>
>> The waitress asks, 'What's with the
>> ostrich?'
>>

>> The
>> man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
>> tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with
>> everything I say.'
>

01-23-2009, 03:10 PM	#1
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	A man walks >> into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. >> The waitress asks them for their >> orders. >> >> The >> man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to >> the ostrich, 'What's yours?' >> >> 'I'll >> have the same,' says the ostrich. >> >> A >> short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That >> will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket >> and pulls out the exact change for >> payment. >> >> The next day, the man and the >> ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries >> and a coke.' >> >> The ostrich says, 'I'll have the >> same.' >> >> Again the man reaches into his >> pocket and pays with exact change. >> >> This >> becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' >> asks the waitress. >> >> 'No, this is Friday night, >> so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says >> the man. >> >> 'Same,' says the >> ostrich. >> >> Shortly the waitress brings the >> order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' >> >> Once >> again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and >> places it on the table. >> >> The waitress >> cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, >> sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact >> change in your pocket every time?' >> >> 'Well,' >> says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic >> and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared >> and offered me two wishes. My first wish was >> that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put >> my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would alwaysbe there.' >> >> >> >> >> 'That's brilliant!' >> says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million >> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you >> want for as long as you live!' >> >> 'That's >> right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the >> exact money is always there,' says the >> man.. >> >> The waitress asks, 'What's with the >> ostrich?' >> >> The >> man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a >> tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with >> everything I say.' >

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