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|  01-27-2009, 02:09 PM | #316 | 
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|  01-28-2009, 01:18 PM | #317 | 
| Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico 
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|  01-29-2009, 02:26 AM | #318 | |
| Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 
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|  01-29-2009, 05:19 AM | #319 | |
| Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia 
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|  01-29-2009, 09:36 AM | #320 | |
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|  01-29-2009, 09:52 AM | #321 | |
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|  01-29-2009, 11:51 AM | #322 | 
| Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 
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			lol...the Keystone Prisoners. What a visual! 
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|  01-29-2009, 12:05 PM | #323 | |
| I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA 
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				 | Quote: That's almsot as bad as the idiot who prints a fake $1,000,000 bill and tries to cash it at the bank. I mean for fuck sakes...do a $50 or a $100 bill...not a million. Apparently greed and intelligence don't go well together. 
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|  01-30-2009, 12:05 AM | #324 | 
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			68-year-old man found beaten inside Plano home 02:22 PM CST on Thursday, January 29, 2009 By DAN X. McGRAW / The Dallas Morning News dmcgraw@dallasnews.com Detectives are investigating the death of a 68-year-old man who was found beaten inside his Plano home this morning, Plano police said. 1100 block, Avenue I Sherlock Holmes was found by a friend about 12:45 a.m. inside his home in the 1100 block of Avenue I, said Plano police spokesman Rick McDonald. Police were interviewing neighbors and friends to determine a motive, McDonald said. Holmes, a longtime resident of Plano, was a member of the city’s Douglass Community Center. http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....156553fa.html ------------------------------- Well, no shit..... Moriarty wanted for questioning. 
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|  01-30-2009, 11:14 AM | #325 | |
| UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX 
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 She "never expected to have eight more when she took fertility treatment, her mother said." WTF? You have six kids, and THEN you take fertility treatments?? | |
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|  01-30-2009, 11:43 AM | #326 | |
| lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs 
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 Isn't there some kind of questionnaire at the clinic? How did she pay for the fertility treatments? Are they covered under MediCal too? 
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|  01-30-2009, 11:48 AM | #327 | 
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|  02-01-2009, 02:25 AM | #328 | |
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|  02-01-2009, 12:06 PM | #329 | 
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|  02-04-2009, 03:21 PM | #330 | 
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