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|  02-11-2009, 01:22 PM | #1 | 
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				If you nipples could talk . . .
			 
			
			what would they say?   "Bite me! Lick me! Pinch me! Pierce me!" (sorry for this--I was just getting kinda tired of all the political threads). 
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|  02-11-2009, 01:24 PM | #2 | 
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			Did you just call me (us) a nipple?
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|  02-11-2009, 02:31 PM | #3 | 
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|  02-11-2009, 02:47 PM | #4 | 
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			YOUR nipples, sorry!  but I've called people worse, LOL! 
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|  02-11-2009, 02:49 PM | #5 | 
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			And I've been called worse. Much worse.    
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|  02-11-2009, 03:08 PM | #6 | 
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			Mine would say OUCH!  Don't touch!
		 
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|  02-11-2009, 06:01 PM | #7 | 
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			Yeah, my nipples have always sorta been somewhere between, "Meh, I guess, if you have to," and "Step the fuck off, hombre."
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|  02-11-2009, 06:15 PM | #8 | 
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			ouch?
		 
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|  02-11-2009, 06:17 PM | #9 | 
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			I can only remember being one woman who really enjoyed having her nipples played with, and she could orgasm from light nipple play.  of course she was slightly insane.  the crazies are always the best lovers, you just have to watch out for the steak knives.
		 
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|  02-11-2009, 06:21 PM | #10 | |
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 politics = anti boner fuck you, politics people1!!! dont make me name names! me and cloud are done with your shit! yor thredds......we dont read em! 
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|  02-11-2009, 06:23 PM | #11 | |
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 just how many women have you been, lookout? 
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|  02-11-2009, 07:28 PM | #12 | 
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			us nipples are rising!
		 
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|  02-11-2009, 07:31 PM | #13 | 
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			Those of us that post in the politics forum choose to make a bipartisan decision on this thread and post here anyway.    (even if you don't want to post in those other ones) If my nipples could talk they'd probably say, 'If you squeeze me I'll leak'. 
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|  02-11-2009, 07:42 PM | #14 | 
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			my right one says:  I may be ugly and scarred, but I can chip your teeth if you try to bite me.  my left one says: Soak me! I'm sore! 
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|  02-11-2009, 07:59 PM | #15 | 
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			My nipples are speechless.  It doesn't matter what they say... us guys are gonna treat em the way we wanna. 'Cause IN THAT MOMENT they belong to us. Don't worry. We'll give 'em right back. We don't know how to care for them anyway. 
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