Wet iPod

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

And kittens.

I heard with the kittens, it's OK to use the microwave to dry them out.

(I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING . . . . . )

[Kaliayev]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I heard with the kittens, it's OK to use the microwave to dry them out.

(I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING . . . . . )

Via a friend of mine on another forum:

I was walking around in Boston the other week shouting into my phone (which was off) "Get the cat out of the microwave. GET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE. Of course it's meowing, it doesn't like being in a fucking microwave! TELL THE UPS MAN TO SHUT UP, UNPLUG THE MICROWAVE AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME. JESUS." *click* I got some confused looks. I got some disgusted looks. I got some downright horrified looks. Did I accomplish some great Discordian goal? Yes: I got lots of lulz.