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Old 03-17-2009, 08:17 PM   #1
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well Sheldon discriminates against women..... unless they come with accesories...... at least that's what I read on the bog door

I don't care if she has wall-to-wall teak flooring, Stainless steel appliances and can sing every tune from every musical ever written.
If "she" doesn't have a natural, fully functioning penis, it ain't gonna happen.

And that's not discrimination. That's selective breeding.
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:29 PM   #2
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Only if it's deep enough for them to drown in.

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As long as he doesn't talk as much as he did on the phone. For fuck's sake, there's no need for so much goddamn talking.
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:34 PM   #3
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said Tiki in a thread that's averaged over 1 post every three minutes for almost five hours.
SteveDallas wins the thread.
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:38 PM   #4
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SteveDallas wins the thread.

Does that mean he has to take it home with him?

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Old 03-17-2009, 08:43 PM   #5
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Only if it's deep enough for them to drown in.


You've not only seen it, you have the pictures to prove it.

," said Tiki in a thread that's averaged over 1 post every three minutes for almost five hours.
No, no... I mean TALKING. With his voice, you know, this thing that people do when they're face to face with each other. It makes a sound besides "clack clack clack clack clack".

Not a huge fan.
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:06 PM   #6
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And that's not discrimination. That's selective breeding.
Sheldon, you're gay. If you're breeding, you're doing it wrong.
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Old 03-18-2009, 06:27 AM   #7
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Sheldon, you're gay. If you're breeding, you're doing it wrong.
How about selective seeding?
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