Strange compliments

[Undertoad]

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

[sugarpop]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now

bwahahahahahahahaaa You really have a way with words.
(did they really leave the door open while you were laying there? how horrifying!)

[Razzmatazz13]

Originally Posted by sugarpop

bwahahahahahahahaaa You really have a way with words.
(did they really leave the door open while you were laying there? how horrifying!)

They left the door open when they did the ultrasound on my heart as well. Gown open, boobs hanging out, techs walking by the door. Nice.

[morethanpretty]

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

They left the door open when they did the ultrasound on my heart as well. Gown open, boobs hanging out, techs walking by the door. Nice.

I'm pretty sure thats some sorta violation. Oh, and how about this? TELL them to shut the damn door!