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Old 03-26-2009, 03:07 AM   #1
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Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you

NO!
NO NO NO FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Four Fingers, The Grinch, and Spicolli?


Try this -

Moe - Ethan Sandler

Curly - Greg Valentine
OR
Curly - Jim Norton

Larry Fine - David Faustino


Or go with the cast of the movie -
Paul Ben-Victor ... Moe Howard
Evan Handler ... Larry Fine
John Kassir ... Shemp Howard
Michael Chiklis ... Jerome 'Curly' Howard
Peter Callan ... Joe DeRita
Laurence Coy ... Joe Besser
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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Waterworld, Ishtar, Heaven's Gate.......
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:29 AM   #2
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I am FUCKING OUTRAGED at the sheer HEIGHT of these actors!
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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GODDAMNIT you tall, unfunny motherfuckers.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:37 AM   #3
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Maybe they need this guy.
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