Mar 28, 2009: Pink Elephant

Gravdigr · 03-28-2009, 03:27 PM

A long, long time ago me and my friend Mike were sitting on a bench on our town square. At 2:45 AM. When a convertible pink Cadillac ElDorado drives by pulling a flat trailer. On this trailer was the fucking twin to this pink elephant, horn-rimmed glasses and all, in its trunk it's holding a giant martini with an olive in it the size of a basketball. Did I mention we were absolutely sloshed? We watched the spectacled spectacle go by in silence. Then Mike calmly turned to me and said "I didn't see a goddamned thing." True story.

I wonder if this the same one (trunk is in right position)? How many can there be???

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2009, 04:09 PM

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I wonder if this the same one (trunk is in right position)? How many can there be???

That elephant is in St. Cloud/Clearwater, Minnesota.

SPUCK · 03-30-2009, 05:09 AM

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A long, long time ago me and my friend When a convertible pink Cadillac El Dorado drives by pulling a flat trailer.

I was out on a remote dirt mining road that was 40 miles long and a dead end. It was late October and lightly snowing. This was the western boarder of the Yukon Territory. There was six inches of snow layering everything. I crawl out of my down bag and open the back of my camper shell at 9 in the morning. As I gaze out on the spectacular panoramic view of the local mountain range, this pink Cadillac El Dorado convertible with the top down and white upholstery goes susshing by. There was a blond gal sitting in the passenger seat with little more than one would wear indoors. I remember it all very vividly. It was a most unpredictable and truly surreal sight.

03-28-2009, 03:27 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Somewhat off topic A long, long time ago me and my friend Mike were sitting on a bench on our town square. At 2:45 AM. When a convertible pink Cadillac ElDorado drives by pulling a flat trailer. On this trailer was the fucking twin to this pink elephant, horn-rimmed glasses and all, in its trunk it's holding a giant martini with an olive in it the size of a basketball. Did I mention we were absolutely sloshed? We watched the spectacled spectacle go by in silence. Then Mike calmly turned to me and said "I didn't see a goddamned thing." True story. I wonder if this the same one (trunk is in right position)? How many can there be??? Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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