Tiki Bitches About...

Originally Posted by Brianna

spray her with the hose, first thing. that'll dampen her spirits.

srsly, does she get up and down loads of coffee? You could secrectly switch it to decaf...just a thought.

No, she's just naturally chatty in the mornings. Used to drive her boyfriend nuts too.

I think I'm really ill-suited to live with people, because I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

Maybe I need to keep a spray bottle on my desk, and as soon as she starts talking I'll squirt her.

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Tiki

I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

You must be a blast at parties

[monster]

Originally Posted by classicman

You must be a blast at parties

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

[Beestie]

Originally Posted by monster

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

Date: "So, Tiki, whatcha knittin?"
Tiki: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Date: "Check, please."

Originally Posted by monster

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

It always backfires. For some reason indifference seems only to fuel their fires. I should try being really hyper-enthusiastic and excessively "into" them on first dates.

[sugarpop]

Originally Posted by Tiki

No, she's just naturally chatty in the mornings. Used to drive her boyfriend nuts too.

I think I'm really ill-suited to live with people, because I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

Maybe I need to keep a spray bottle on my desk, and as soon as she starts talking I'll squirt her.

I do that to my cats sometimes.

My ex talks like that when he's high. When we were first going out, we went to Florida to visit his mom. I had to ask him to please be quiet for a few minutes, that I just needed some silence. He shut up until I told him he could talk again, which was about 5 minutes. Once in a while I still have to tell him he's talking too much. He's a pretty good sport about it though.