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[Meursault]

of course it's a put-on act. all i care about are the viking helmet and rollerblades : D

meursalt, I have some questions for you.



1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose. (you don't get to keep the change)
but you didn't rule out selling the car. so i'd go with a mercedes slk roadster, which would, with minimal extras, come in just under 50k, and would have a great resale value even after driving it for a couple of years.

2. Ketchup or mustard on you hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling)
your* and mustard. and lots of onion. only barbarians eat ketchup.

4. What was the third question? and your answer?
this ^ IS the third question, DUH

5. Who, in your real life acquaintance, is smarter than you are?
a shrink once asked me if i'd ever experienced a hallucination. i asked her how i would have known.

6. How did you lose your hair?
zipper accident

7. boxers or briefs?
ibid #6

8. Do you have change for a dollar?
i always tell panhandlers "sorry. don't have anything smaller than a 50".

9. Why is the sky blue?
because the shorter wavelengths are diffused by air molecules whereas the longer (red) wavelengths pass right on thru.

10. What color is the number 6?
#000000