Torture method #80: 80's music for 12 hours a day

[kerosene]

True about Grandpa, but don't you know that it is now "cool"...or something...(do they still say "cool?")...for under 30s to listen to music from the 80's as long as you only think its coolness is directly proportionate to its dorkiness. In this case, I think 80's music "dorkiness" is inversely proportionate to age, so the younger, the "cooler" 80's music is...