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|  04-29-2009, 01:26 PM | #1 | 
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				My hero!
			 
			
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|  04-29-2009, 08:44 PM | #2 | 
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			Lordy, Bozo's really put on some weight since he retired from TV.
		 
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|  04-29-2009, 08:46 PM | #3 | 
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			Since when do Wal-Mart boxer shorts reach down to your ankles?
		 
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|  04-30-2009, 01:42 AM | #4 | 
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			I have the shirt that goes with those pants....
		 
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|  04-30-2009, 08:18 AM | #5 | 
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			who's that fruit loop in the pants?
		 
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|  04-30-2009, 04:52 PM | #6 | 
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			"Long John" Daly is his name, and being the most entertaining screw up in the sport of golf is his game.  Watching him is like watching a train wreck in slow-mo...can't seem to take your eyes off. Here's some of his quotes (that I love) listed on Wikip... "There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat." "I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein." "Some folks say I don't deserve such a beautiful wife. But hey, I earn money. Surely that is a reason!" 
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|  04-30-2009, 10:26 PM | #7 | 
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			John Daly played at the Aussie open where a spectator took a photo of him.  Using the flash.  From about two feet away.  In his eyes.  Cameras are banned from the whole course.  In response, he took and smashed their camera.  Damn right, I say.  I wonder if this new outfit is an evil plan to melt the receptors of any camera unlucky enough to be pointed at him.
		 
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|  05-02-2009, 12:49 AM | #8 | |
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|  05-02-2009, 09:25 AM | #9 | 
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			Ha!  Would you hire a hooker from that man?!
		 
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