Nothing Is Worse Than...

[Sundae]

There's nothing worse than regrowing eyebrow hairs that get trapped under the skin.
They can be seen long before they can be tweezed out.

However there is nothing as satisfying as waging war on them, dragging the subborn little midgets out by their wispy heads and gloating over their long roots and fat bottoms.

Or is that just me?

Also - there's nothing worse than when people say, "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." It makes me feel evil, because not only would I wish the worst things in the world on anyone I consider an enemy, but I'd do a little victory dance when I found out it happened. Even if I was in a public place. And it might involve me going, "Wooop! Wooop!"