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			 Slattern of the Swail 
			
			
			
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				I bought a Vibrator ONCE
			 
			
			
			online and now they keep sending me all kinds of weird email stuff. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Does this happen to you? 
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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			 Your Bartender 
			
			
			
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			Sorry, as soon as I saw the topic I thought Johnny Dangerously. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	"My father hung me on a hook once. ONCE."  | 
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			 Gone and done 
			
			
			
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			You gotta find a more trust-worthy company.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.  | 
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			 Constitutional Scholar 
			
			
			
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	"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin  | 
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			You know that guy that Johnny Cash shot in Reno?   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			You know, the one he shot... just to watch him die. Yeah, that was me. Once. 
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			 Encroaching on your decrees 
			
			
			
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			I've always bought mine in a shop. that way they don't know where you live ...  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of  
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			Nice try but homeland security has installed GPS units in all of them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” 
			
			
			
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	Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!  | 
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	Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.  | 
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			 changed his status to single 
			
			
			
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			I've bought several online and have never received any unrequested contact.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin  | 
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			 King Of Wishful Thinking 
			
			
			
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			They probably would have left you alone if you hadn't opted for the diesel. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama  | 
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 You can do the math yourself from here... 
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	Be Just and Fear Not.  | 
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			 Person who doesn't update the user title 
			
			
			
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			No, surely it was the paint shaker attachment.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() My sister vas bitten by a Møøse ONCE... 
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	Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.  | 
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			My wife works at a shop that sells them now.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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