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Crimson Ghost · 06-02-2009, 11:41 PM

10 cans of Red Bull a day?

Shit, you could take her pulse from across the room.

ZenGum · 06-03-2009, 05:11 AM

This was years ago, but I found the link in an old email so I thought I should post it here, just in case we haven't seen it.

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Dwarf gets penis stuck to vacuum cleaner

Posted Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:00am AEST

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or 'Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf', was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E [accident and emergency ward] with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"...

Crimson Ghost · 06-04-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"...

Starring Valerie Bertinelli, next on Lifetime™...

dar512 · 06-04-2009, 10:56 AM

Eyebrow shaver considered a weapon.

WTF?

and also WTF is an eyebrow shaver?

Queen of the Ryche · 06-11-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

This was years ago, but I found the link in an old email so I thought I should post it here, just in case we haven't seen it.

So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"...

Holy hell. Diet Dr Pepper really really hurts coming out ones nose. New keyboard please.

Carry on.

06-02-2009, 11:41 PM	#1
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06-04-2009, 10:56 AM	#4
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