What I Learned Today

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Brianna

Digital River has 40,000 OTHER companies under its umbrella (ella, ella, ella) making it nearly impossible to trace one measly transaction.

Sounds like ACORN.

Originally Posted by Brianna

again, to whomever stole my debit card number and used it: If I catch you I shall drown you in a shallow pool of goblin-piss, under the broken-down American elm tree in the old graveyard up the road from me. Don't think I haven't given this some thought, fukker.

That and may the fleas from a 1000 camels infest your armpits!