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Old 06-05-2009, 03:40 PM   #13
Dingleschmutz
is not a palindrome...
 
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Whenever she's talking, close your eyes and put on a smug smile, trying to look like you're getting the best beej of your life. When she starts getting really worked up, parse your lips and start breathing heavier. When she stops, open your eyes and look sad until she starts talking again. Repeat as necessary.
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