Be a post whore!

[Sundae]

No, darlin.
If someone disses you because you haven't had a pedicure that bitch needs a dose of reality. And a kick in the cunt.

I have never had one in my life.
I don't have perfect feet by any means. But I paint my toenails because I think they look nicer in Barbie Slut Pink than unadorned. If you choose not to that's fine.

Challenge anyone who comments on your toenails to a drinking competition.
That'll show them where your money is invested. And they won't bother you again after you've seen them singing Spice Girls' songs with their knickers on their heads.