What's mildly irritating you today?

[Madman]

Plumbers that connect the water line that goes to the ice maker under the floor of the kitchen instead of under the kitchen sink - then they spring a leak.

Garage door openers that fall apart - literally.

Dogs that puke on that new rug that is laying next to the open door.

Getting a bill in the mail that has three more zeros on it than expected (it was a computer glitch).

Getting called by the furniture store and they tell you your bookcases are in. So you drive across town to get them and they tell you there has been a mistake; they're really not in.