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06-11-2009, 12:12 AM
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Snowflake
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
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06-11-2009, 12:17 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Because I roasted his boneless thighs with honey and rosemary.
Seriously, it was quite tasty. |
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06-11-2009, 12:42 AM
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Radical Centrist
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Hitler was on the other side.
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06-11-2009, 01:06 AM
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Beware of potatoes
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Because someone drove on the shoulder, and squashed him there.
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06-11-2009, 02:25 AM
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It marched to the beat of a different drumstick.
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06-11-2009, 06:29 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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85 % of it is directly traceable to bean counting MBAs in senior management playing money games.
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06-11-2009, 07:25 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The chicken tried to cross the road, but he was on a treadmill, and all of a sudden he took off and splatted into the broad side of a Bentley.
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06-11-2009, 08:02 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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The chicken couldn't cross the road because the Russians were bombing the other side of the street....
No wait...sorry that's Chechen* *shamelessly stolen from Lee Mack
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06-11-2009, 08:14 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Because he looked both ways and there was to much traffic. So he waited. And he still waits.
Why doth the chicken wait?
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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06-11-2009, 10:48 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Because he saw what happened to the pelican crossing.
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06-11-2009, 11:04 AM
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is fleeing the scene
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because it's mother was hit by a car on that very same road on 9/11.
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06-11-2009, 11:07 AM
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Snowflake
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zzzing
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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06-11-2009, 11:17 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Because the chicken
All out of love and grotesque with hatred of her missing cock Who had once loved her and Lamented the frolic of days past by the road, the river of drink, the mountain of meth So she slammed him in the head with a shovel To his hurt and glee
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06-11-2009, 12:42 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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06-11-2009, 12:48 PM
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Snowflake
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I was gonna go with Undertoad (Godwin's Law be damned) but now I change my answer to Shawnee because I'm afraid of her.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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