A Modest Proposal

Shawnee123 · 06-16-2009, 11:50 AM

Baaahaaahaaaa

What is it with the whole "and I don't hate anyone" motif they got goin' on?

(OH, duh, just realized it is the queen of "and I don't hate anyone." )

Like, you're sooooo horrible that they felt they needed to delve into the deep recesses of their psyche and pull out some hate for you.

What a bunch of lying dramatists.

Me? I hate lots and lots of people. And I hate everyone.

Jim
I hate you with the passions
of a long slaughtered baby calf
Veal that was strewn on the floor
with the Jack Daniels and torn hearts
of the truly hurt
that you can't understand
You whose heart is made of mud puddles
And tissue paper
the world shall remember
That I hated you.

(Throws hand to forehead in dramatic and sentimental gesture.)

-The first of 9998848758 Laments for Lumberjim

06-16-2009, 11:50 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Baaahaaahaaaa What is it with the whole "and I don't hate anyone" motif they got goin' on? (OH, duh, just realized it is the queen of "and I don't hate anyone." ) Like, you're sooooo horrible that they felt they needed to delve into the deep recesses of their psyche and pull out some hate for you. What a bunch of lying dramatists. Me? I hate lots and lots of people. And I hate everyone. Jim I hate you with the passions of a long slaughtered baby calf Veal that was strewn on the floor with the Jack Daniels and torn hearts of the truly hurt that you can't understand You whose heart is made of mud puddles And tissue paper the world shall remember That I hated you. (Throws hand to forehead in dramatic and sentimental gesture.) -The first of 9998848758 Laments for Lumberjim __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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