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Old 06-19-2009, 05:35 PM   #1
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He shot it ten times? A six or seven week puppy? Wouldn't there be a lot of holes in that hide? Would there be any hide left?
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:47 PM   #2
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He shot it ten times? A six or seven week puppy? Wouldn't there be a lot of holes in that hide? Would there be any hide left?
He was prolly planning on going on a diet.
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:52 PM   #3
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He shot it ten times? A six or seven week puppy? Wouldn't there be a lot of holes in that hide? Would there be any hide left?
Remember, they were making a belt. So, they shot the belt-holes into it before stretching. Simple.
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Fuckers. "This puppy is from your ex, so you have to kill it."
You could just give it away, psycho bitch.
Mind you, giving a puppy to your ex is gonna stir some shit.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:55 AM   #4
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Proof that if you don't keep your dog on a leash, you could be trampled by cows.
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:23 AM   #5
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Proof that if you don't keep your dog on a leash, you could be trampled by cows.
The whole reason I got my dog (Autumn) is because of this - well, not cows but horses. Autumn is a JRT and she was on a horse farm for a year. She was completely oblivious to the horses - would run right in front of them, etc. The owners were afraid she'd be killed so I got her...I have to keep her in a fenced in yard or on a leash because she's the same way with cars and SHE WON'T COME WHEN I CALL HER!!! Her nose rules her life.
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