Things this alien loves about America

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by monster

the summer swim culture

Around these parts, the pools tend to be a) private and b) expensive. (Typical membership fees are $600-$700 per summer; if there are cheaper ones they're well-hidden.)

Originally Posted by monster

right turn on red

In Pennsylvania, we actually have left turn on red.... as long as it's from one one-way street onto another one-way street.