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Old 08-19-2009, 10:17 AM   #1
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I will be the cleaning-up monster who whirls through your belongings throwing away stuff you still need and want in the name of cleanliness, with no care for sentimental value and or thought for the difficulty of replacement. As I toss away your favorite toy because it's irritating or looks broken to me and your favorite t-shirt because you've had it at least a year, I will suck up vital irreplacebale bits of lego and earrings and toss them straight into the garbage truck of no return. I will use your slightly-crumpled love-letters to wrap the left-over chicken you were saving for lunch before i toss it into the abyss. I will leave your life sterile and empty but you won't care because I will also have sucked out your soul.



guess what I'm procrastinating about today?
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 08-19-2009, 11:37 AM   #3
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I will be the cleaning-up monster who whirls through your belongings throwing away stuff you still need and want in the name of cleanliness, with no care for sentimental value and or thought for the difficulty of replacement. As I toss away your favorite toy because it's irritating or looks broken to me and your favorite t-shirt because you've had it at least a year, I will suck up vital irreplacebale bits of lego and earrings and toss them straight into the garbage truck of no return. I will use your slightly-crumpled love-letters to wrap the left-over chicken you were saving for lunch before i toss it into the abyss. I will leave your life sterile and empty but you won't care because I will also have sucked out your soul.

Bwahahaaaa.....

Sounds like me when I'm on a tear.

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