What horror movie monster are you?

ZenGum · 08-19-2009, 02:58 AM

I would be a poison fog monster.

Silent, stealthy, I sneak through any gap, I kill young and old without distinction. I have no face to recognise, no slavering maw to devour you. You will know only the fear. I rust your cars, corrode your bridges. I leave dead fields and forests in my wake.

You cannot shoot me, stab me, crush me. I am immune to fire and freezing, except maybe involving liquid helium.

I am unstoppable!

Hey, you, get away from that damn fan. Bloody things should be illegal.

Sundae · 08-19-2009, 08:40 AM

Oh I am such a cliche

Yes.......... single, overweight, older woman.
I would be a vampire.

It would slim me down. Sex me up. Make me irresistable. Let me stay up all night. Give me an excuse to dress in black - and lace and all that. And kill my Mum if'n she didn't approve. The last was a joke (kinda)

I'll think of some others later I'm sure (after other people have inspired me - heh heh). But that'll do for nowski.

Spexxvet · 08-19-2009, 08:51 AM

I'm The Blob

Pie · 08-19-2009, 09:15 AM

Solaris.

Shawnee123 · 08-19-2009, 09:42 AM

The Bride of Frankenstein, of course. I might actually make a good wife for a monster.

Sundae · 08-19-2009, 09:45 AM

We've seen an unauthorised photo of you now.
You can't hide your previously-denied gorgeousness.

You'd have to be a succubus at least.

Spexxvet · 08-19-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

The Bride of Frankenstein, of course. I might actually make a good wife for a monster.

You and Monster? I wanna see video!

Sundae · 08-19-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

You and Monster? I wanna see video!

Oh! Good call!
Although... nah. It doesn't do it for me as much as perhaps Zen & Glatt...

monster · 08-19-2009, 10:11 AM

I need a wife.

monster · 08-19-2009, 10:17 AM

I will be the cleaning-up monster who whirls through your belongings throwing away stuff you still need and want in the name of cleanliness, with no care for sentimental value and or thought for the difficulty of replacement. As I toss away your favorite toy because it's irritating or looks broken to me and your favorite t-shirt because you've had it at least a year, I will suck up vital irreplacebale bits of lego and earrings and toss them straight into the garbage truck of no return. I will use your slightly-crumpled love-letters to wrap the left-over chicken you were saving for lunch before i toss it into the abyss. I will leave your life sterile and empty but you won't care because I will also have sucked out your soul.

guess what I'm procrastinating about today?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-19-2009, 10:57 AM

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Pico and ME · 08-19-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I will be the cleaning-up monster who whirls through your belongings throwing away stuff you still need and want in the name of cleanliness, with no care for sentimental value and or thought for the difficulty of replacement. As I toss away your favorite toy because it's irritating or looks broken to me and your favorite t-shirt because you've had it at least a year, I will suck up vital irreplacebale bits of lego and earrings and toss them straight into the garbage truck of no return. I will use your slightly-crumpled love-letters to wrap the left-over chicken you were saving for lunch before i toss it into the abyss. I will leave your life sterile and empty but you won't care because I will also have sucked out your soul.

Bwahahaaaa.....

Sounds like me when I'm on a tear.

Pico and ME · 08-19-2009, 11:47 AM

This is definitely me today...Ive nommed my way through a whole tin of cream wafer cookies this morning...

Laurie Henderson · 08-19-2009, 12:08 PM

I would be a poison fog monster.

My dog is that -- quite often. Check your diet!

DanaC · 08-19-2009, 04:00 PM

I'd be a Borg. I'd assimilate you into our hive mind where all we talk about is Doctor Who and Torchwood.

08-19-2009, 02:58 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What horror movie monster are you? I would be a poison fog monster. Silent, stealthy, I sneak through any gap, I kill young and old without distinction. I have no face to recognise, no slavering maw to devour you. You will know only the fear. I rust your cars, corrode your bridges. I leave dead fields and forests in my wake. You cannot shoot me, stab me, crush me. I am immune to fire and freezing, except maybe involving liquid helium. I am unstoppable! Hey, you, get away from that damn fan. Bloody things should be illegal. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-19-2009, 08:40 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh I am such a cliche Yes.......... single, overweight, older woman. I would be a vampire. It would slim me down. Sex me up. Make me irresistable. Let me stay up all night. Give me an excuse to dress in black - and lace and all that. And kill my Mum if'n she didn't approve. The last was a joke (kinda) I'll think of some others later I'm sure (after other people have inspired me - heh heh). But that'll do for nowski. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-19-2009, 08:51 AM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'm The Blob __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-19-2009, 09:15 AM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Solaris. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

08-19-2009, 09:42 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Bride of Frankenstein, of course. I might actually make a good wife for a monster. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-19-2009, 09:45 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	We've seen an unauthorised photo of you now. You can't hide your previously-denied gorgeousness. You'd have to be a succubus at least. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-19-2009, 10:11 AM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I need a wife. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-19-2009, 10:17 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I will be the cleaning-up monster who whirls through your belongings throwing away stuff you still need and want in the name of cleanliness, with no care for sentimental value and or thought for the difficulty of replacement. As I toss away your favorite toy because it's irritating or looks broken to me and your favorite t-shirt because you've had it at least a year, I will suck up vital irreplacebale bits of lego and earrings and toss them straight into the garbage truck of no return. I will use your slightly-crumpled love-letters to wrap the left-over chicken you were saving for lunch before i toss it into the abyss. I will leave your life sterile and empty but you won't care because I will also have sucked out your soul. guess what I'm procrastinating about today? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-19-2009, 10:57 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-19-2009, 11:47 AM	#13
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	This is definitely me today...Ive nommed my way through a whole tin of cream wafer cookies this morning... Attached Images

08-19-2009, 12:08 PM	#14
Laurie Henderson Sentimental Sentient Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 38	*I would be a poison fog monster.* My dog is that -- quite often. Check your diet! Last edited by Laurie Henderson; 08-19-2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason: can't quote properly... :(

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