We've said it all

[glatt]

So there was this guy, and it was some special occasion, like his birthday or something. And he got home from work, and his wife greeted him at the door. And she put a blindfold on him and brought him into another room and then left for a minute. He was thinking about sex, or maybe that's another joke, so anyway, he farted while she was gone. A lot. And then she came back and took the blindfold off, and the room was full of people. And they had all been there while he had farted!