Oct 19, 2009: Car Thief

nil_orally · 10-19-2009, 03:07 AM

I could never figure the logic of camping grounds like Yellowstone NP. They provide big strong nuclear-bomb proof boxes to store your food in overnight in case hungry bears come a-roamin'. but expect you to sleep in a nylon tent with a bear outside, which you may recall is hungry.....

xoxoxoBruce · 10-19-2009, 03:21 AM

Bears don't see all that well, but rely on their sense of smell, like dogs. Oreos are much more appealing than those stinky people. People killed by bears as a result of confrontations, are rarely eaten.

ZenGum · 10-19-2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

People killed by bears as a result of confrontations, are rarely eaten.

Noteworthy, but I would find it small consolation.

I guess the door was unlocked, right? I mean, the bears haven't figured out how to use coat-hangers to open doors, have they?

10-19-2009, 03:07 AM	#1
nil_orally Larger than average member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Melbourne, Oz. Posts: 72	I could never figure the logic of camping grounds like Yellowstone NP. They provide big strong nuclear-bomb proof boxes to store your food in overnight in case hungry bears come a-roamin'. but expect you to sleep in a nylon tent with a bear outside, which you may recall is hungry..... __________________ Waiting for inspiration.....

10-19-2009, 03:21 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bears don't see all that well, but rely on their sense of smell, like dogs. Oreos are much more appealing than those stinky people. People killed by bears as a result of confrontations, are rarely eaten. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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